That’s my solution to joy-con drift, too. $8 and a YouTube video later, fixed joycons.

Thereabouts I believe. I feel like I’m coming to the end.

How about the power...

I want to amend my previous comment: I’m 34 and I’m currently full of purples and oranges. I haven’t equipped a green in a dozen hours. Right now the drop rates are nuts compared to BL2.

My friend who is relatively new to Borderlands said the only thing he didn’t like about BL3 was having to constantly compare numbers on guns. I had to break it to him that this was about 50% of the gameplay.

How about the power to kill yak from 200 yards away...with MIND BULLETS.

Naw it’s the power to, uh, catch a...a child’s toy. Fear him?

I don’t know what tomato means, and at this point I’m afraid to ask.

BL3 has the biggest and most wide-ranging gun variety out of the four games. I’m not sure what else you’re looking for out of a first person shooter.

I’m level 27 and I’ve had 4 or 5 orange drops. The problem is that the oranges have been so specialized and situational that I’ve passed them up for older purples (which are in greater supply as well). So overall I’d say the rate of orange drops that are true upgrades is about the same as BL2.

“Anyway, Borderlands 3 came out, 7 out of 10 I guess.”

I’m genuinely surprised this wasn’t mostly a review of Randy Pitchford.

RATCH PALS FOR LIFE

I want to lodge a formal objection and nominate the Anderson tweet for Best Tweet Ever. Such a glorious unintentional self-roast needs to be preserved for future generations to appreciate.

And on top all this, money is imaginary anyway.

Turns out “You have to eat your vegetables!” is not the best slogan!

If we did that, no Republicans would vote for us!

If you wanna do that, just price out all poor people. I’m not sure how “upscale” this seafood place really is if they’re posting house rules of any kind.

This isn’t filed under Jerk Week, but it should be.

But how can I be a hero if there aren’t any victims?