How about the power to kill yak from 200 yards away...with MIND BULLETS.

Naw it’s the power to, uh, catch a...a child’s toy. Fear him?

I don’t know what tomato means, and at this point I’m afraid to ask.

BL3 has the biggest and most wide-ranging gun variety out of the four games. I’m not sure what else you’re looking for out of a first person shooter.

I’m level 27 and I’ve had 4 or 5 orange drops. The problem is that the oranges have been so specialized and situational that I’ve passed them up for older purples (which are in greater supply as well). So overall I’d say the rate of orange drops that are true upgrades is about the same as BL2.

“Anyway, Borderlands 3 came out, 7 out of 10 I guess.”

I’m genuinely surprised this wasn’t mostly a review of Randy Pitchford.

RATCH PALS FOR LIFE

I want to lodge a formal objection and nominate the Anderson tweet for Best Tweet Ever. Such a glorious unintentional self-roast needs to be preserved for future generations to appreciate.

And on top all this, money is imaginary anyway.

Turns out “You have to eat your vegetables!” is not the best slogan!

If we did that, no Republicans would vote for us!

If you wanna do that, just price out all poor people. I’m not sure how “upscale” this seafood place really is if they’re posting house rules of any kind.

This isn’t filed under Jerk Week, but it should be.

But how can I be a hero if there aren’t any victims?

I should have known when the white guy made it clear he thought “black” was a bad word.

Hey, some day, the whitebread internet commenters here will finally win justice on behalf of working class people of color who we’re pretty sure are oppressed and helpless, or at least they should be!

My god, this whole post.

Maybe not if they were currently turning a profit, but now they will probably bleed out before they can outlast the competition as originally planned.

Yes! I my gunner relies on Torgue shotguns for splash damage. There’s even a ton of variety within the manufacturers—the shotty I have now is basically a grenade launcher, and not in a shitty, useless way like they were in BL2