If you loved BL2, the changes feel huge and almost all for the better.

Because Kotaku doesn’t have a bone to pick with the Gears devs. Expect the official review of Borderlands 3 to be mostly a review of Randy Pitchford.

“the semen inside them varies in price.”

I couldn’t even swallow my own spit without tears coming to my eyes.

Dunkin coffee is swamp water.

They buy the cheapest beans possible and then burn them so they all taste the same.

While I never order something like this, I would think that I could order whatever the fuck I want if I’m being charged $8 for coffee.

And that buyer’s remorse will benefit only Biden. Warren has too much socialism and tax increase witchcraft, and they would all prefer more of the boorish but benign-to-them Trump administration over that. She will also motivate more of the far-right loonies to actually remember election day and lay off the meth long…

I’d take a middle seat over a seat next to someone else’s kids.

I got it in college (heyo!) and I legit went home for a week. When I managed to stay awake, I was in pain.

Never mind all the free PR work they do for Fallout 76. What a joke.

I always tip the guy in the cart on the street who makes my combo over rice with red and white sauce.

Have you seen Pittsburgh strippers? It’s already a nightmare.

The gun sounds are incredible.

I think this was the guy who went to the BL3 preview and came back with an exegesis on whether BL was any good to begin with.

You can change your controls back to the old way with the d-pad assignments, which is what I did.

Kotaku has also made a cottage industry of bad press about Gearbox and Pitchford, so it would be uncouth to like the game too much. The problem is that the game is just fine, and the only bad thing you can say without writing straight-up fiction is that it’s “more of the same.”

Well the actual biggest dick move in Philly is murder, but that wasn’t exactly the prompt.

When they say “per day” they literally mean a full day. GTAO is all grinding and waiting. So even if you know what to do, a reasonable player will NOT make $1 million in a day.

Yeah, it’s for racing. The thing is, GTA Online is a shit racing sim and also a shit pvp combat game, but people still play it for these reasons exclusively.