The calorie thing, which I have always thought is absurd. If you’re serious about calories at all, beer is the first thing to go, and with extreme prejudice. The flipside is that they’re insubstantial enough to literally drink all day.

Unfortunately this happened because people can’t be trusted to cooperate, so we are forced to make the decision in a vacuum. Even deciding at the hero select screen would raise the same social problems as before.

POTG is measured by who generates the most fire points the fastest. So never mind that Mei blocked two team-wiping ults in the last 30 seconds, no, that McCree high-nooned two people in the middle of the match, so he gets it.

“ in every single game our DPS has picked some combination of McCree, Hanzo, Ashe, or Widowmaker”

I’ve found that Zen, Moira, and like half of the tanks can easily outpace a bad DPS in damage or elims, so the bad DPS will rarely get gold. I agree, though, that the team is probably doomed if the DPS doesn’t pull their weight—I’ve been that gold-elim Zen more than once, and rarely did it mean a win. I did not take…

Twizzlers, a food-free food.

I was surprised to see the court rule this way, honestly. InBev only approved that campaign because their lawyers fairly and possibly correctly told them it was okay.

Reminds me of the other Bud ad touting how, unlike those gaymosexual craft beers, Bud Light does nothing special or interesting and is the perfect beer for you, you stupid, broke Americans who are terrified of change!

Confession: I read sports coverage all the time, but the only sporting event I’ve watched on TV in the past five years was Super Bowl LII. I can’t imagine a greater waste of my time than sports on TV, and yet I’m still interested in what happens. 

At lot of people here seem to think that the entire video games “industry” is made up exclusively of big, stupid shooters. The industry is fine, go play something else.

I’d take issue with the concern about the “industry.” Whales are only a reality in a certain type of game. If you spend all of your time playing that kind of game, you might be concerned. But so, so much of the industry is experiencing commercial and critical success without micro transactions. If you make the big,…

If a terrible DPS still gets gold, the whole team sucks. The problem is not the DPS’s attitude, because that will get corrected when they join a decent team.

Brig is entirely useless now that the meta is to fire volleys of damage from behind two shields. No one that relies on melee (much less someone who needs to melee to heal) is going to do well there. I know the stun was a bit overpowered, but in response they practically deleted her from the game.

Yeah, what’s the advantage of knowing who the lowest players are if not to bully them out of the game?

Okay, but could you stop spoiling every episode with headlines and banner photos on goddamn day one?

The medals are just for ranks. A 4-kill gold player knows that’s not good, especially if they aren’t DPS. I don’t think anyone is in danger of thinking that they only need to get 4 kills per game from now on.

“Being a Pats fan means eternally living vicariously through someone else’s dick.”

Because instant gratification was their entire Overwatch philosophy. I can play this team-based game however I want, whenever I want, team be damned, because I paid $60 for it! It is fair to have my experience at the expense of everyone else’s! I don’t care that the game isn’t tuned to my playstyle! I will play…

Brie tastes like the inside of a sneaker.

BotW is my most recently-played Zelda game and possibly my longest-played as well. Yet I can’t remember a single tune from the game except for Hyrule Castle—because it references other games. I think that says something.