I’m from Philly (I’m slacking off in Center City right now!) and while I can’t honestly think of anything thrilling to “do” tourist-wise here, you can eat and drink like a king without ever laying eyes on a cheesesteak.

Oof. I was raised on Yuengling but these days even High Life tastes better to me. Yingers taste like the inside of an aluminum vat.

PA, NJ, DE. There are places where three states converge that do not involve NY.

Wawa is a pretty good deli chain that happens to have gas stations sometimes, not the other way around. Sure you can find a better anything if you look hard enough, but Wawa is pretty damn good.

I just lined up a wish list for Doom Eternal, Jedi Fallen Order, Outer Worlds, and Cyberpunk. So it looks like I’m doomed to repeat this for better or worse!

Who has time indeed. Why anyone has played FO76 long enough to find the good in it is beyond me. Don’t they have anything better to do?

Particularly anyone who touches your bags without being asked.

When the most exciting part of the game is the litigation over potential infractions, the sport has fully given up the pretense of being a game and has revealed itself for the heartless business transaction it truly is.

Sheetz is for the troglodytes who live west of Chester County.

I sat behind Jim Gardner on a plane once. He sounds the same in real life. What, you never thought about that? I have.

My dad was an Eagles fan when I was a kid, and now I hate sports.

We are all trolled. Brady wins again.

Their perspective is “we got paid and now this is our statement.”

I just started looking into these recently and I was shocked that a queen was basically $1000. I can spend $1000 (or less!) on a queen after actually testing it out in a showroom, so why do I want to spend that sight unseen? The advantage was supposed to be cutting out the retail markup, but I guess that’s gone.

I just started looking into these recently and I was shocked that a queen was basically $1000. I can spend $1000 (or…

I pre-ordered the $100 version BL3 because I am a fool and part of the problem. I haven’t anticipated a game this much since Skyrim. It has a well-tested formula behind it and no complex online bullshit, so I have reason to hope. From all accounts it delivers on the core experience, which is all I really want. But if…

This. My credit card companies are paying me to use their services.

I always suspected that. Good Eats always had a nationalist undercurrent, which sounds like a silly thing to say about a cooking show, but once you notice it you’ll never miss it again.

I started and stopped more workout routines than I can remember. My point of failure has always been that working out is sooooo boooooring. I have precious few minutes to myself, and my soul aches whenever I waste them literally running to nowhere. I could try the friend thing, but forcing myself to be social is hard…

I like reading about how much it sucks.

Aside from spending 40 minutes trying to rig my front door to open automatically (which it did before power was even a consideration), I agree that the mechanic adds basically nothing.