That’s the whole Republican philosophy. You need to protect the rich greedy assholes or else you’ll never become a rich greedy asshole!

...so in furtherance of that, someone consciously decided to make a Secret Woman Menu? 

What the hell is to be gained by this behavior?

I fully expected the reveal of the secret of life to be that level of dumb. But I cannot understate how surprised I was that the reveal of the AI was meant to be a surprise. As soon as he put on the headset and heard a voice, I just assumed it was fuckin’ Jarvis, and I assumed Brown assumed that I assumed it. He did…

My father in law is armed to the teeth and openly fantasizes about murdering Iranians, but he draws the line at potty mouth.

QA is getting cut industry wide in exchange for paid betas in the form of pre-orders. Why pay people to test the game when your customers will pay you to do it?

I take it back, Origin might be the dumbest shit I’ve ever read. As soon as Langdon’s dick twitched over the beautiful fiancee of the Spanish prince I knew I had seen enough. In just the first 30% of the book there was:

Can’t be animal-derived food if it contains nothing approximating actual food!

That has to be it.

You can reduce the steps to one by getting fried wings from the pizza place down the street.

Oreos are vegan and therefore healthy.

Speedrunning is the dumbest phenomenon in gaming culture, especially now that it apparently revolves around just breaking the damn things. Streaming and esports I get even if I don’t watch, just like I get but don’t watch regular sports. But I just do not understand the appeal of this.

Oh. I assumed my adblocker filtered it out.

At the Super Bowl, it would in fact be 32 fucking dollars.

If you’re taking trip on a plane, you’re basically writing off the whole day. Precheck may give you an extra hour at work or at home but I’m definitely not scheduling anything especially “valuable” for that extra time.

Indeed, but if we’re talking New York City, I’m thinking the choice is a bagel.

After dabbling in the free version for so long, I finally realized I liked Elder Scrolls Online a whole lot, enough to get ESO+, which makes things even better. Once I’m done with Morrowind I’ll pre-purchase Greymoor so I can play Elsweyr.

I thought “natural consequences” would be “you fall on your ass and it hurts” or “that toy is broken and I will not be fixing or replacing it.”

Ha, maybe he got it on loan from the Bad Place library. I bet Shawn had a bunch just lying around for torture purposes.

I’m reading Origin right now and it’s saturated with “Boomer just now discovered the internet.” To quote Pearl Forrester, it sucks on toast.