My favorite joke was Chidi taking a break to read a garbage Dan Brown book, because I decided to do the very same thing yesterday as well. Those books are fucking terrible and I love them.

I was really down on the pro-suicide message of the last episode but they really managed to turn it around with this one when they actually executed on the idea.

Reusable mesh produce bags will also save you from using plastic for stuff that needs its own bag-within-a-bag.

Commercial farming is why America even functions at all. We can afford to push hipster bullshit because we know the staples are always there as a fallback when those things never become viable on a large scale. Though I suppose it’s good that we’ve reached such a level of decadence that we can afford to feel bad about…

I am not concerned that pasteurized milk for my coffee will disappear from the supermarket.

Don’t come here for revolutionary ideas.

Is it a power move to be a slob who fills up on bread?

I had the same thought. If you’re going on so many first dates, I don’t think any power moves are working.

“parents will pick a school based on concerns about quality and safety”

I guess I got grayed for this. I’d say that’s fair!

All right, how did they explain Old Fat Data?

ooo, ArsTechnica works. Thanks.

If Kotaku wasn’t the only games site that got through the filter on my work computer I’d never come here again.

uuuuuugh

Guy 1: Negligently batters Guy 2 with door, threatens Guy 2, escalates the violence when Guy 2 reacts.

I think there are two different interpretations of what “started the fight” here.

This game looks exhausting. Am I old?

I’m playing Marvel Strike Force right now and I am not kidding when I say it is literally the same thing. The paywall is real--eventually there is nothing new you can do except boot it up for login rewards.

Who even has the time? I could see myself reading half an article in a waiting room until my appointment started and never picking it back up. People devote real-life hours to being seen reading it in public like they have nothing else to do. How??

According to my Instagram feed the primary purpose of the New Yorker is to appear on Instagram feeds.