I’d drink Aunt Jemima and vodka over port.

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I’m having the opposite problem with the Switch port of Civ 6. Looks great in handheld mode, but its monster text boxes and UI are a real pain in docked.

It’s the midwest. Half of their diet consists of corn dogs. I’m impressed they know “fettuccine.”

The guy thinks he’s too good to cook his own food, of course this bothers him.

Are these supposed to be dumber than the ones that are taken seriously?

It is essentially pay-to-win as well. If you buy more chances to get better cards, you will get better cards. This is no different than a meatspace CCG, but that’s why I didn’t play those, either.

If the game and its champions approached it as honestly as that, I’d simply pass it by as “not for me.” But it insists on the trappings of a faux-intellectual “adventure,” giving it an air of totally unearned importance that “smart” gamers are apparently all to eager to lap up, and it irritates me.

You don’t “loan” friends and family money. You give, or you don’t. If they pay you back, all the better. But don’t expect it and don’t ask for it. Decide ahead of time if you can afford the gift and stick to that decision.

Goodbye The Witness, you pretentious pile of obtuse bullshit. I knew Myst. I played Myst before you were born. You, The Witness, are no Myst.

I’m going to bookmark this as an example of an objectively wrong opinion.

I’m 35 years old and I definitely over-value the Marvel movies and I will not apologize for it.

One complaint about ROS was that the “stakes” were undermined every time. I ask: did these movies ever have stakes?

The worst part of TLJ, which I enjoyed on the whole, was the red herring plot. The series can be as silly as it wants, but it never wasted time.

It’s 22 minutes, not that that’s much better. You will find that it’s easier to get back to where you were than you think, plus you can accomplish a lot in that time, so it never feels wasted. I won’t spoil what is actually stressful about it, but worrying about running out of time rarely comes into play.

I don’t even think it’s that hard. It even has a “match velocity” mechanic where you can sync up with another object at the push of a button.

The rocket being tough to learn is part of the charm. Since there’s no shooting, the physical act of exploring needs to be the mechanical challenge.

I honestly thought Fallout 4 was a better Fallout game than Outer Worlds, by a lot. And Fallout 4 was a very bad Fallout game.

According to Kimmy Schmidt, Cats is just an ongoing con perpetuated by random superfans getting dressed up and sneaking on stage and making up stories for themselves. No one knows this because no one goes to see it twice.

We have seen more PCs from Pre-Sequel in this game than from Borderlands 2. I demand a DLC dedicated to Salvador.