Good thing they’re putting in the time to get the discs right. I wouldn’t want to put in my disk and wait for a 50 GB download when it could have been 49.5!

I need them to catch up with Adventure Time and Steven Universe, dammit.

Tack on another 50% or so of your mortgage payment as real estate taxes.

GMO’s could provide a nearly unlimited supply of clean food and we’re resisting it because it’s icky. Instead we value small, dirty, expensive food because we are enlightened.

I want to speak with the old bastards who were “forced” to retire at like 78 and are sad that they have nothing to do. That is truly my only goal in life, and they’re just throwing it away!

People take our infrastructure and prosperity for granted, to the point where it’s trendy to eschew food products created by technologies and methods that other societies are literally dying without.

My entire job is answering calls and emails from people who are not in the same building as me, there is no reason why I have to always do it in this particular building.

Tim’s is trash. It’s Dunkin Donuts but somehow more cheaply done. Canada can do better.

Oh shit, I forgot about breakfast. The Egg McMuffin is perfect. I can’t give that up.

I don’t think we’re praising the glory of the Whopper nearly enough here. BK beats them both in my book.

Bet you a dollar this one is ska.

That’s become typical of season premiers, and even with CXG in particular. The season 3 theme also didn’t appear until episode two.

Nathaniel never graduated from “Replacement Greg” for me, so I never really got too invested in him.

Turns out we need a lot of food to feed a lot of people.

“you’re just going to lose business from the gluten free crowd.” 

You joke, but it’s likely. Olds like to meddle. My MIL met a nice teenage girl at our bagel place and then told us she should be babysitting our kids.

Goes both ways. The old people would have been personally insulted by the waiter politely avoiding their attempt to invade his privacy and dominate his attention.

I, for one, can’t wait to get old and retire so that everyone will finally leave me the fuck alone.

“I tend to be a pretty private person when I’m at work.” 

Because who you want to fuck and how are the most important aspects of your character, I guess.