She had a column a little while ago where she posted her worst questions and answered with snarky bullshit. The problem was none of those were quite distinguishable from the drek she took seriously in the regular column.

I deleted mine on November 9, 2016, because I knew Facebook’s role in what had just happened. Not in a hacking kind of way, but in a diluting society’s collective intelligence kind of way.

Here’s a better hack: just delete your acc—

Yeah I know, I just wanted to put that somewhere. So thanks.

There’s also the issue of how to implement the motion controls in most of the mini-games. I would bet they require constant shaking, full rotation of the controller, or other things that would cause you to really obscure the screen when playing with connected joycons.

Even the textures seem half-assed. I like cel shading, but it seems like they forgot the final layer or something. It’s all so washed out.

You play with connected joycons to play by yourself. That raises the question “Why do you want to play Mario Party by yourself?”

Honestly, the motion controls on Skyward Sword were pretty much the only thing I liked. They were a little fiddly at times but they were the only interesting part of a pretty bland and repetitive game. If they were optional I would have turned them off from the start and had nothing particularly good to say about the…

I’m generally against actually talking or listening to randos on the internet but my core group insists on it when we play competitive, so I suck it up. It’s been a pretty mixed bag. The best was when we met a Mercy main who was very good and nice and whose only fault was talking like an irritating high schooler…

The NFL has turned every game into a fucking grand jury investigation.

Yes, an overall good character needs to be instilled. It doesn’t hurt to discuss consent in explicit terms, but violators don’t do what they do because their parents failed to cite the rules chapter and verse; they do it because they don’t respect other people, and can’t handle not getting what they want. Those are…

In the first Thor movie, Jane throws him a shirt that has an old nametag for “Donald Blake, M.D” on it, saying it was from an ex-boyfriend. In the comics, Donald Blake was Thor’s secret identity on Earth back when they thought he needed to have one.

fucking texas

We like to use sports as shorthand for one’s character here. Football heroes are popular, effective leader-types; nerds who actually care about learning and growing are lame virgins who are not to be trusted.

There are ways for kids to learn about teamwork and dedication that don’t involve sports. Those other ways are just boring for dads.

No. It’s not friendly, it’s a transparent attempt to sell me something.

Lotta people in here mad about Fortnite getting less sexy. It’s not about freedom of speech or programming errors or the “reality” of human breasts.

I think the issue is when the commitment to realism begins and ends with bouncy tits.

I don’t see why the game’s commitment to reality has to begin and end with bouncy tits.

I know enough about game development that it takes extraordinary effort to even make things happen on purpose, so something as complex as boob jiggle does not happen by accident. It was an effort to appeal to teenage boys, which is 1) redundant because what teenage boy isn’t already playing, and 2) stupid because…