My source is being alive and consuming pop culture for 34 years.

The person who actually asks that question probably doesn’t actually know what they want and will be happy with anything.

Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.

No one “needs” another MMO.

You forgot the Pre-Sequel.

They’re going ham because they absolutely did it on purpose.

I’m so old I had to take a second to think, “Wait, 32 isn’t right?”

So I’ll stick with Discord then. Thanks.

Adding technology to the game has only made it longer and more boring. Like in football, you can’t really enjoy the play because the real excitement comes from whether some mook in a booth in NYC will overturn it.

Anyone know how the Switch online app works for other games now? Does it need the phone to be hardwired to the Switch? Will I get game audio?

Congratulations and all, but that story did not end the way I thought it would.

No. They already have theirs. Why increase competition?

I only had oxtail once, and it felt like eating ribs with less payoff. It was really fatty and the meat-to-work ratio was pretty meager. It probably just wasn’t prepared well.

“After thorough analysis from accounting concluding we will not lose one goddamn cent by doing this, we have decided in this isolated situation to do what our paying customers want, but don’t get used to it.”

I know this to be true: I’m going to download Overcooked on the Xbone for free, never play it, and then eventually spend money to have it on Switch.

Gritty is a South Philly sewer monster and honestly I can’t think of anything more fitting.

Yeah, Bungie wasn’t coming up with brand-new concepts here. I know the nuts and bolts of development take time, but don’t present “new” aspects of the game as if you hadn’t already successfully sold those same ideas four years ago.

That happened to me once. She admitted to cheating on me out of nowhere and then just ghosted. I was blindsided.

I had to end a serious relationship in college because my girlfriend’s unrelenting selfishness made me miserable. We spent than half of the 13 months we were together just fighting with each other, with her insisting that “This is just how couples act” and me insisting that, uh, no, it’s not. I tried dumping her…

I want to take the Dinosaur BBQ thing a step further and suggest that people just go to Syracuse instead. College basketball is a plus but also entirely optional.