This is actually an upgrade for him as the last time he brought a girl home to meet his family she died in her sleep of a heart defect.

You actually died and went to hell is what happened there.

Did you know that consuming alcohol in public is a crime?

Your username fits.

The night before Thanksgiving is always a huge drinking night in my family, like it is for heaps of people. I got in late on Wednesday night and did not have a chance to go out with everybody. So I ended up staying back and helping my mom clean.

If anyone knows how to strike it’s Flint, MI.