I so wish Ubaby was a real thing. God forbid I should actually have to spend time with my own children.

Pro Tip: Never confuse your cow patties with PepperMint Patties.

Recomendations for the evening beverages:

That...is one big pile of shit. - Jeff Goldblume

Blix is the coolest thing about this movie.

EP02 is very much anticipated. Especially since 03 and 04 (but not 02) are already out in Yarville. How weird is that?

I have to admit it gave me a scifi stify. Not as much as when Galactica hot dropped into orbit, but still...

Pinchy would have wanted it that way.

My neighbor, who was a couple of years older than me, had tons of Star Wars toys. The Darth Vadar head to hold the action figures. Han Solo’s blaster. I was all meh. Never got into action figures and that kind of play. I thought it was stupid. Was too busy trying to take apart the blender to make a little go-cart or…

The PS3 demo was enough of the game to me.

First thing I saw this morning in my Facebook feed.

There are two big problems with nuclear power. The first is that everything related to it becomes radioactive poison. You have to have somewhere to put that stuff and no one wants it. Secondly, the people who build these things are intimately tied to the carbon industry. They have a vested interest in them not working…

The standards required for highly radioactive material and salt sludge are very different. You wouldn’t want them handled the same way in the same facility.

When was the last time a jet fighter has even been used in a dog fight. As much as I loved Afterburner and Top Gun as a kid, I don’t seem much of that happening.

Many years ago I was following a friend from one party to another. We stopped at a light, and out of nowhere the guy in front of my friend gets out of his car and starts punching him through the window. I get out and grab the guy in a hold he couldn’t get out of. At this point I’m trying to A) Keep my friend from…

What they are afraid of is a slipery slope argument. Once women start not meeting the same standards, the standards start getting called into question. They start getting looser so that women can meet that standard to meet some sort of quota.

One can certainly cause the other.

I’m just gonna stand here wearing all white, refusing to talk, and smoking cigarettes until the next season starts. This is the best weird show since Twin Peaks.

Back in the early 90’s I started working for an organization with the worst IT guy. Not only would he never respond to help requests, but he would take computers purchased by one group and give them to his friends in another group. He was so useless that I, an Administrative Assistant to young to legally drink, became…

Lord knows I read a lot of Anthony back in the day. I only remember one because it was so odd. It was in the future, everyone was naked, played games all day, and at one point a guy had to eat chocolate pudding pooped out by a sex bot.