Denzel Washington assures me you can do this on cocaine.

I’m happy they are letting girls in on the fun more. I guess I’m still not sure why the sex of the toy matters all that much. My 2YO girl loves her Chewbaca doll. My 4YO boy has his own baby doll. They both play with each others toys. Maybe it changes as they get older. I’m just sayin’ a girl can play with a light…

We got them in 2003 as a wedding gift. 12 years of daily use finally wore out one out of four. That ain’t bad. The rest of the set (Spain forged) is still going strong. I’ve sharpened them maybe twice in all that time and occassionally use a steel. They still look and work perfectly. I know there are more trendy…

We got them in 2003 as a wedding gift. 12 years of daily use finally wore out one out of four. That ain’t bad. The…

There are different kinds of Henckels. The good ones are forged in Spain. The so-so ones are stamped out in Thailand or China. The ones listed are the latter. That said, I had a set of them that lasted about 10 years before some of the tines started breaking off. They were also a bit hard to clean because food would…

There are different kinds of Henckels. The good ones are forged in Spain. The so-so ones are stamped out in Thailand…

“I don’t have any immediate use for one, but I bought it anyway.”

“I don’t have any immediate use for one, but I bought it anyway.”

Note on the Steam controller on Amazon: “Pre-order the Steam Link or Steam Controller and get a Steam code that unlocks Portal 2 and Rocket League.”

Note on the Steam controller on Amazon: “Pre-order the Steam Link or Steam Controller and get a Steam code that…

You do not want to do hard time in Texas. The lack of health care and air conditioning will take years off of your life. More then the ones you spend inside. It is atrocious. We can’t even get prisons for kids right.

Yeah. She would be smart enough not to drive into a flooding roadway. I hope he gets enough cash from this interview to get a new car. Poor guy didn’t even have a shifter knob.

South Austin had a catagory 3 hurricane this morning. It was some crazy shit. We have now had a hundred-year-flood two years in a row. The floating dumpster from the Shoal Creek Salon will be this year’s best costume.

I’m still happy with my 5-year-old PS3. /Grandpa

Between 3-blade Bic razors and Nivea shaving gel I spend $2 a month on shaving. Who are all these people going broke shaving? Safety razors are hipster bullshit.

Between 3-blade Bic razors and Nivea shaving gel I spend $2 a month on shaving. Who are all these people going broke…

The story has evolved over the years. Vader being Luke’s father. Leia being his sister. Ewoks. All that shit came after the first movie. Let’s not pretend Lucas had this grand plan the whole time.

PC users looking for a controller should check out the Logitec Gamepad F310. It works much like the Xbox controller except it has the D pad and joystick switched on the left side like a PS3 controller. I tried getting an actual PS3 controller working on bluetooth (for Rocket League), but it lead to malware and…

PC users looking for a controller should check out the Logitec Gamepad F310. It works much like the Xbox controller…

Dicks being dicks to dicks. Circle of life.

I’ve gotten to the point where I only buy games when they get cheap on Steam. Considering the number of times the game just up and shat itself on my PC in the beta, I may continue that tradition.

Everyone here is a douche canoe. There are no good guys.

Did you see a tiny Matt Damon?

I’m still really disappointed that the shuttle was shut down before something else was there to replace it. Instead we have to beg rides from the Russians.

These things are scams. Just like the lotto and casino gambling. It is like a tax for those that don’t understand statistics.

Can confirm. (digs into chicken fried steak)