Everything is a three-legged dog if you try hard enough.

The A.V. Club
"It's not something I'd make a habit of." - President Obama

So, The Ring. But not the whole creepy little girl thing, it's the damn movie within the movie that's so unnerving. It looks like an arthaus film done by a serial killer.

About movies, as opposed to having great sense and taste about cross-stitch and baking, so you see the dilemma.

"So this is how it's gonna be."