For a man who knows nothing about changing diapers, Donald Trump sure is full of shit.
“I’m kinda blue, you’re kinda green. Want to make something aquamarine?”
New Yorkers know this guy is a small-time con man and carnival barker. This audio surprises no New Yorker, I’d guess. He’s going to lose his home state by 30 points, at least. Other parts of the country, we’re casting a little side-eye at you for swallowing the endless BS this guy has been slinging for his entire life.
So those Muslims you claim to have seen celebrating the towers falling were disgusting, but it’s okay for you to brag about it if it makes your penis metaphor sound bigger. Duly noted.
I was actually thinking Jewel Staite would be a good choice for a middle-aged Rogue. She’s 34, looks good, and has an infectious smile and can do the southern charm bit well.
Eric Trump also tweeted a photo of his father from last nights rally.
I was actually there at the roast with my girlfriend as seat fillers. Ann’s portion was actually FAR worse than what they showed on TV. They actually completely edited out a portion of her time where the teleprompter died on her, and she began yelling at whoever was operating the teleprompter to get their act…
The fact that it’s bad means it’s bad.
Kerrville Folk Festival?
Honestly, Mike Myers’ facial expressions throughout this miiiiiiight be the greatest piece of comedy he’s ever done
The Blaze is the “media network” that Glenn Beck started when Fox shitcanned him. Essentially this woman works for Glenn Beck.
Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.
Meanwhile In Sweden. Where do I sign up Mr. Trump?
He’ll be right up there with Clebold and Harris as one of the greatest shooters in Columbine history.
Bobby Valentine was a Mariner sub....does that help?