Hi super short, I’m a super tall who also couldn’t be a ten. Probably because my hands are bigger than his tiny hands. Welcome to the club, we are all drinking champagne and toasting to not making Donald trumps desicated acorn of a dick hard!

Obvious photoshop. Hands shown are WAY too big to be Trump’s.

He’s two steps away from having an Amanda Byrnes meltdown.

Re-installed Tribes 2 along with the community patch earlier this year and was pleasantly surprised to find around 100 servers still running. All my old scripts, mods, and maps still worked just fine. It was like stepping back in time 15 years (yes it has been that long). And on my updated laptop it ran like butter in…

Yeah but it said thanx 4 hard work.

Urban legends all of them. Traffic lights ate actually psychic, they know whe you're late and the all turn red for you out of spite. It's a fact look it up.

For a man who knows nothing about changing diapers, Donald Trump sure is full of shit.

New Yorkers know this guy is a small-time con man and carnival barker. This audio surprises no New Yorker, I’d guess. He’s going to lose his home state by 30 points, at least. Other parts of the country, we’re casting a little side-eye at you for swallowing the endless BS this guy has been slinging for his entire life.

So those Muslims you claim to have seen celebrating the towers falling were disgusting, but it’s okay for you to brag about it if it makes your penis metaphor sound bigger. Duly noted.

Eric Trump also tweeted a photo of his father from last nights rally.

I was actually there at the roast with my girlfriend as seat fillers. Ann’s portion was actually FAR worse than what they showed on TV. They actually completely edited out a portion of her time where the teleprompter died on her, and she began yelling at whoever was operating the teleprompter to get their act…

Honestly, Mike Myers’ facial expressions throughout this miiiiiiight be the greatest piece of comedy he’s ever done

The Blaze is the “media network” that Glenn Beck started when Fox shitcanned him. Essentially this woman works for Glenn Beck.

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.