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What you and Mack have in quantity, Ballaban makes up in (lack of) quality. 

I wish GTAV was 1/4 the size and had FUCKING FUNCTIONAL MATCHMAKING. 

Chevy came very close numerous times, but never finished.

Current theory is that the Corolla will get the driveline from the Yaris GR4 to help justify the cost of development.

I’m all for a 270hp, AWD Corolla.

Bring back bubble era Toyota

I mean.....you *did* street park a $100,000 car in DETROIT. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Nooooo!  You will be missed, Kristen.

How's the weather in 1957?

Yuck. Audi is so boring.

Jalopnik commentariat: “Nobody tries anything different.”

Audi - same design but change the tail lights.

I appreciate your continued effort to prove you have terrible taste.

Sorry, what were you saying?  I fell asleep after I looked at that picture.

Absolutely ridiculous. This car looks like other cars. They are trying too hard and need to try again, even harder this time. Lately this car company has been getting better but now they’ve gone and messed it all up. Listen to me, my opinion is correct because I own an older car which was the best of its kind. Now my…

You are, of course, wrong. But this Jalopnik so I’m not surprised.

FTFY.

that render makes it look like a Panamera Camaro. Which is probably the ugliest thing this side of a Pontiac Aztec.

This is a bad take

Yeah...I’m not trying to be ‘better’ than anyone, I am just aiming to level the playing field. These are the same group of people willing to sacrifice thousands, possibly millions, of lives for the stock market and money. They have access to the best available healthcare which is funded by tax-payer money. If they…