Michael, my life is now in complete shambles. If only I’d been able to read about this absurd but neat car of no actual consequence to the universe 2 hours earlier, none of this would have happened. I hope you’re happy.

I don’t care what anybody says; that’s a cool-ass looking Mustang.

Jalopnik is one of the very few outlets that does not agree to informational embargoes. That means that other outlets sign extensive non-disclosure agreements, agreeing to sit on information for days, weeks, sometimes months in advance, and not say a peep about it until a manufacturer’s marketing team says they can.…

Please give the tired “Hyundai is copying X” argument a rest. This is an extremely unique design, especially given the homogeneity of cars’ looks these days.

Those rap guys. Sigh.

Wow. I don’t think I’ve seen any manufacturer design their logo on a car as a cut-out of the body work... It’s beautiful. Can’t imagine that it would make it to production on anything, but it’s pretty special.

Only in RHD markets so it pushes you away from oncoming traffic. LHD markets get Left Wheel Drive™.

The title of this article is not only misleading about the story, but casts Flavor Flav as the revolutionary member of PE. Last time I checked, Chuck D, and Harry Belafonte, have far more of a record shedding light on civil and human rights violations, and bringing attention to issues that not only affect the African…

You really are the worst, you know that right? None of your commenting is ever helpful, just unecessary and annoying.

LOL... it’s modified all right... a Mishimoto intercooler away from stock!

meh, if you are a rich person who has class you drive a Land Cruiser, if youre a rich boring person you drive an X7 or GLS. If if you are eff you wealthy you will drive an Bentayga or Urus or whatever the Rolls equivalent is.

I still don’t understand why a company would throw away 80+ years of brand equity. To be ‘edgy’ and push styling in a new direction?

HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!?

The line “looks a bit janky”, being written by the king of rust-o patchwork, David Tracy, just made me snort coffee all over my cubicle.

I never thought I’d say this about an Escalade...but it looks a little dull. The white one looks a bit better, but the brown one could be confused for a Tahoe or some more plebeian SUV.

Yeah, but I heard the engine also has the horsepower of a V8. And that’s pretty impressive...

That’s a helluva asterisk.