The truth lies somewhere in the middle. A bunch of dicks in their dick cars are driving like dicks. Some cop dicks have a problem with this whole dick show. The cop dicks, having to prove they are the biggest, most bad-ass dicks confiscate the dick cars...and when pushed to explain that dick move, act like dicks.

Will they build me a Karma Karma Karma Convert-ible ?

“Check out my new whip! She told me not to buy it, but she’s gonna bite my head off no matter what I do, so I might as well do what I want. #YOLO”