Right on! Crows are freakishly smart. They are known to bring a little trinket, e.g., a shiny rock, as a thank you to those who have left a bowl of water or bird feed for them. 

Not having gotten the ones from the oven, the bear decided to leave some of his own on the homeowner’s deck.

Nice earrings. Bear’s like, “Oooo I’m fancy!”

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

He could so easily break that glass door. But that would be very rude!

I’d probably give the bear the brownies.
Earlier this week I made little turkey sandwiches for my crows.

And of course, I’ve heard two Trump voters in my office say today: “The corruption is just open now. Obama and Clinton were even worse in secret.”

Really??? Remember that time Obama fired Comey for investigating his would be successor?

As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!....

ha ha ha I feel like I am going mad. Trump asked Comey to pledge his loyalty in a dinner where supposedly his job (Comey’s) was on the line. Remember when the conservatives and the media were in full storm mode because Bill Clinton said hello to Attorney Lynch? ha ha h ah ah ah ha ha gaaaahhhh

One of the dumbest parts in the Holt interview is when Trump goes off on a tangent about how he hired a really big law firm to send a certified letter to Lindsey Graham, saying he has nothing to do with Russia. And then kept reiterating that it was a certified letter, certified. And sent by a big-time law firm.

Both. Can he have a stroke while in custody?

This is so fucking disgusting. I don’t know what I want more, for Trump to actually get locked up for his blatant crimes or for him to rage stroke out and end the suspense.

Threatening Comey while also hinting he may just cancel press briefings in their entirety today. Jesus titty fucking Christ.

lol, oh Rachel, I love your stuff: “I mean, what even are adjectives, really?” 

Dear Universe, were I bequeathed of such a fortune as the Hiltons possess, I promise I will make better use of it. I will do a little happy dance simply for being able to pay all of my bills, each month. I will give much of it away. I will sip coffee in bed feeling peace, gratitude, and thankfulness. I will tend my…

Chris Pine is the best Chris.

This was a surprisingly good SNL episode in general, and this sketch was like, the highlight of the night.

This sketch was just too real. The whole time I was just like “this is great work” but the closest I got to laughing was a sad haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Wow, I didn’t know SNL even had enough female cast members to do a Handmaid sketch.