I need a shower.

I’ve never watched Morning Joe but if they now marketed it less as a news show and more as a reality show about two spouses I might.

Joe Scarborough has the weirdest head-size to facial feature-size ratio I’ve ever seen.

“I wonder what Joe Scarborough thinks?” asked no one ever about anything. Seriously fuck him.

You think she’s got other plans? Some secret agent waiting in the wings, perhaps?

$36k for a NORMAL pregnancy????

5 of those votes shy come from (R) reps in the Philly/South Jersey area.

OT: From a few minutes ago...

I want to believe you, truly I do, but could they hurry the hell up a little bit please?

Spicer: *storms back to the podium after 35 minutes* “PERIOD!!” *storms off again*

When the press finally stands together and asks him the same question over and over until he answers it with an actual answer.

Is it just me or is Spiceboy beginning to resemble The Phantom of the Opera?

Anybody want to go in on a bet as to when this motherfucker Spicer has a stroke over semantics?

I love that this spat happened with a Brietbart goon. If they turn on Trumpenstein it will be glorious to behold.

...and the Breitbart reporter seems really disappointed that Trump’s beautiful wall isn’t the grand statement of American isolationism that he hoped it to be

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

Spicer: “The president has an EXCEPTIONALLY LARGE, FULLY ENGORGED PENIS!!!” *storms off*

TED Talks and podcasts are another way of how I diversify my own information bias

She advises women to be authentic in the workplace while refraining from oversharing, to negotiate salaries, and to use periods of unemployment to reflect on their goals. (She also recommends that you hire three recruiters to secure a new position.)