Judges gonna judge.

I sincerely hope 20-something years from now this little girl, now a full grown woman, has an eureka moment and say to this guy “You were a police officer, a figure of authority with the task of serve and protect. You had my mom right in front of you, in desperate need of help. And your answer to that human being,…

No. Hilary had her chance and this is where it got us. Someone else for 2020. My vote is for Obama to come back and be king for life. Or eight years of Warren or yes even Oprah. Though honestly I don’t love her as a presidential candidate. Hell, Kim K West would be better than Hilary.

It would really help readers if you put up an actual photo of the goddamned tree.

Btw, notice how the fact of Flynn’s lawyer’s dissociating themselves from White House lawyers has already been reported on, is not particularly funny, and only informed speculation can take place about what it means (speculation that has already occurred).

You were thinking that maybe details of the Mueller investigation would make for juicy blogs on Deadspin, were you?

Btw, notice how were talking about this stupid tweet instead of Flynn’s lawyers saying they can no longer discuss the Mueller investigation with White House attorneys?

He’s what 46? Yeah, in Married Man Years it’s time to find a newer, younger model. And I’m probably making assumptions, but I don’t care.

“No word on what the penalty is if the rule is broken.”

I’m so glad, I literally spent an hour searching for a photo that would have this effect.

Following the Iggy Azalea article, will this woman’s “blaccent” be OK since she’s from a low-income, American household (e.g., Eminem)?

Eshakti is your friend. Their dresses run well into plus sizing charts(not cutting off at 12 like a lot of places)and they cut the garnments to your height for free. For additional money, you can customize everything about the garnments. The prices are reasonable and the choices of clothing aren’t too youthful or…

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Tip #1: Be American.

**Taylor is cunning and petty and she plays the long game.**

No, people like me are NOT the problem you fucking ignorant asshat. People like Scalise are the goddamn problem. People like you, who use “people like you are the problem” unironically are, ironically, the goddamn problem.

I can see how this is a compassionate move.  This being said, I can also conceive that it might be a slippery slope.

Clearly, the message here is have an abortion and don’t tell anyone.

Wait... so this post isn’t about “yacht girls” or drug smuggling?