Though I would totally watch an episode or two of RuPaul's Martyr Race. 

They didn't work for Yara either.

More to the point, they're distracting. A queen with those things in may as well be wearing a suit and tie, 'cause those contacts are the only thing I will see.

The Bad Lip Reading version of "Party in the USA" ("Black Umbrella") is also a vast improvement.

I assume this probably has something to do with RuPaul being able to get the broadcast rights to her own songs. It's also wink-wink self-promotion, but the show does still have a budget to meet.

I assume this probably has something to do with RuPaul being able to get the broadcast rights to her own songs. It's also wink-wink self-promotion, but the show does still have a budget to meet.

You can think whatever you like, but if he knows he can't, it doesn't really matter that he says he can.

You can think whatever you like, but if he knows he can't, it doesn't really matter that he says he can.

Well, he's willing to say he'd blow a new crater, etc.: Serenity didn't actually have the capability to do anything like the threat.

Well, he's willing to say he'd blow a new crater, etc.: Serenity didn't actually have the capability to do anything like the threat.

Your sarcasm is poorly aimed.

Your sarcasm is poorly aimed.

I can't pick just one for any of the shows. Sorry.

I can't pick just one for any of the shows. Sorry.

Agree with everybody else that Season 1 improves significantly beginning at ep. 6.

Agree with everybody else that Season 1 improves significantly beginning at ep. 6.

I'm quite relieved myself that we never had to find out that Book was really the President of the Alliance, that Wash was a ninja assassin who'd been programmed by the same people who fucked up River, that Inara was a time-traveling amnesiac sexbot, that Zoe and Jayne had been having a secret affair for years, or…

I'm quite relieved myself that we never had to find out that Book was really the President of the Alliance, that Wash was a ninja assassin who'd been programmed by the same people who fucked up River, that Inara was a time-traveling amnesiac sexbot, that Zoe and Jayne had been having a secret affair for years, or…

Perhaps, but only briefly.

Perhaps, but only briefly.