I will NEVER get over this. The people who have been enabling him are worse than he is, in my opinion. Without them he’d just be a doddering old racist tweeting in his penthouse.

trump lacks homer’s sense of wonder 

I think he is NOT oblivious but feels empowered that he can get away with anything now that he has cover up Barr on his team. He has a long long history of getting presidents away with this kind of shit!

Impossible. Five minutes in prison and the man would explode into a million bats and escape.

Here’s hoping he makes a TV appearance tonight to talk about the subpoena!

He would be literally the shittiest and most lame James Bond villain of all time.

It’s cousin.

Also: who marries THAT?!

Just tell the ghoul that it'll be on TV, and he'll show up. 

I’m normally not thrilled by insulting persons appearances, BUT

Fat guy = swayback. Shoe lifts to salve wounded vanity at not being tallest = weird center of gravity. Lack of anyone he’d listen to saying “dude, you’re not fooling anyone”= his entire world.

There are two kinds of mental illness commonly associated with word salad. One, are conditions that are associated with some form of altered brain function. So you’ll see it in some forms of brain injury like an aneurysm or stroke to specific parts of the brain, but you could also see it in conditions where something…

Seeing Giuliani die in prison would be a good thing.

I’ve read that this is probably caused by lifts in his shoes. His heels are elevated which puts his entire body off balance.

We know that he can swing a golf club, but I have never seen him bend over to pick up a ball. By which I mean to say, I’m certain that someone - literally - ties his shoes for him.

I’m glad the Twitter feed you linked is picking up on something that I haven’t been able to unsee since it was pointed out to me.

Luckily for us, he is not part of the government and can and will be thrown in jail if he is held in contempt of Congress

That was ... astonishingly incoherent, even for Trump. I can’t believe anyone thinks this man has sufficient mental acuity to tie his shoes, much less run a country. 

“The call was PERFECT!”

On the subject of spewing absolute nonsense, the House Intelligence Committee has apparently subpoenaed Rudy Giuliani as part of the impeachment inquiry. He’s already said he won’t co-operate.