Two. TWO.

My son is 2 and a half. Yesterday they had a drill called “rabbits in the hole” where all the children hide silently around the classroom. I’ve been having a really hard time with it.

These drills are just a fact of life in schools now, the way recess or lunchtime or math class is. The two things I keep thinking about in regard to that:

But America loves those pre-children clusters of cells!!

Oh, you’re selling us short! We hate everyone except rich white men. Children are just one of the many, many groups meriting our loathing.

I am fucking BAWLING

It really just shows that... you’re American more than anything else.

That is an absolutely heart-shattering ad.

This is fucked up. I have two boys who are 8 and 11. My 8-year-old gets anxious about the drills, and I had to hold back tears when he told me his teacher was telling the class that she’s strong and “can fight” to protect them, and showed them an alternate exit. He then explained to me how he’d run from “the shooter…

Ha! I told my 14 year old not to vape and she looked at me straight faced and said, "That's why I use heroin."

Or “family values” for Sarah herself. 

“I learned it you, Dad! Ok?! I learned it from YOU!”

After dealing with the public for thirteen years in a municipal administration job, I feel she was reminding herself.

I’m sure this will be just as successful as Nancy Reagan’s “Just Say No” was for Patti.

My stepfather in law is not a Trump supporter, but he has the same simplistic mentality regarding human behavior... which amuses me, since he is a retired high school teacher who should know better about how kids behave. We are middle aged yet he still believes he can tell my husband with some degree of authority how…

I heard about homecoming before it was released. Sounded really really stupid and a money grab. Then I watched it. Holy shit it was amazing and I learned so much about what went into it.. and obviously the performance and stuff was amazing.

Do not vape, but snort adderall .

He’s figured it out! The mad fucking genius has cracked the code!

Same here. And I don’t know about you, but that would make me far more likely to slow down and be careful.

I’d be more likely to confuse her for a crazy old drunk sitting in a chair with a gun than actual law enforcement.