Remember how everyone thought Sarah Ferguson was crazy to divorce Andrew and became royal pariah? What does she know??!

“Dear Hurricane Dorian,

not going to say we should burn down mar-a-lago but not not saying we should burn down mar-a-lago....

Missy is probably one of the most innovative artist of the last 25 years. She wrote, produced, danced, choreographed, sang and rapped. She’s also one of the last artist to understand the visual medium. She really is amazing.

Absolutely amazing set, and lighting quick costume changes! WOW.

Glad Missy got some recognition, a lot of these songs take me back haha.

I’m so glad you posted this. I wouldn’t have sought out clips from the VMAs but this was so so so worth it. Missy’s an inspiration, the original, and long overdue for this kind of recognition!

Even in my hardest of hardcore metal days, I would stop and watch when Missy was on MTV. She is just mesmerizing. I think of her like I think of Peter Gabriel. I’m not always sure of what is happening, but you can’t NOT watch

That question still haunts me. He wasn’t ripped or anything, so it wasn’t about tempting me with his unsheathed pecs. 

Deliciously petty

A guy friend of mine was on a Jewish dating site. He emailed his now wife, “Four out of five Jewish mothers approve of me.” She said, “I want to meet the fifth one. I feel like she knows what’s up.”

Bringing you out of the greys because this is SUPER petty and I love it.

Film snobs. I work in VFX and having a guy berate my life’s work (“yeah motherfucker, I know these are cheesy movies, but fucking relax...”) was way too insufferable. He was a film student (rolls eyes)

Ah, the classic WTF am I supposed to do with this stupid thing situation. 

You asked for petty...

I had a varied dating history before marrying many years ago and dumped some dudes for some very pertinent reasons.

Actually, I kept the guy around too. I just moved him to the “friend” column. That friend passed away this week, so I’ve been having all the feelings

I broke up with him soon after.

Once I went home with a guy who paused the action to show me videos of his mom talking about buffering because she was just so cute and I noped right out of there.

I’d been on a couple very lovely dates with a lovely man. We were going to Netflix and Chill and went to a liquor store to grab some drinks before heading to my place. We split up to go pick out our respective drinks and he returned with.... Mike’s Hard Lemonade LIGHT. I feigned period cramps when we got back to my…

The name Chad. Never met a Chad that was worth any amount of time. Continue to swipe left on all Chads without reading a single thing about them.