This. It’s not like the guy was adamantly fighting the charges and found dead 30 minutes after his arraignment.

A wise man once told me “Things are never so bad that they can’t get worse.”

Prisoners commit suicide all the time. Unless he was on suicide watch, which he wasn’t, there wouldn’t be cameras pointed in his cell.

Not to mention the previous attempt earlier in the week. But I guess that was just a Red Herring if you’re playing the long game. 

Look, Epstein’s death is certainly convenient and should absolutely be investigated. But stop with the nutty conspiracy theories about body doubles and mysterious army men spiriting Epstein away.

Yeah, but did the tow truck show up? You can thank jesus for that!

This is dependent on how the Democrats respond to the inevitable media appeals to “look forward, not backward” and “bring our nation together.” THIS time, we need Democratic leaders who will say “NO” loudly and clearly, lead the investigations, and call for prosecutions where possible. we also need follow through on…

This is why we need to remember every single asshole who attaches themselves to Trump and his brand. Make sure that shit follows them everywhere they go.

I fully agree. They’ve shown themselves to AT MINIMUM not care enough about the rest of humanity, if not outright cheering on the oppression of others. How can I trust them not to throw everyone under the bus again?

Your story is so strange, holy shit.

(Laces up boots in preparation)

Can we start with McConnell? Also, where do I sign up to participate in said tramplings?

Fuck ‘em.

Especially if Trump is soundly defeated in 2020, rather than removed/dead/term limited. Once his legacy is clearer because a little time has passed, they will all wash their hands of him and act like everyone else is an asshole for not letting it go. Your redneck relatives will come back out of the woodwork all mad…

Well, you see, an omniscient and omnipotent being needs human prayer to be aware of something, and needs human contact to be able to affect something, which just makes total sense and isn’t 100% immediately and obviously ridiculous to anyone with even one functional neuron.

True. Hopefully in the Republican stampede to distance themselves from Trump, many of them will be trampled underfoot.

This is going to be the entire GOP as soon as Trump leaves office. Same way W was completely forgotten when they rebranded as the Tea Party.

It cracks me up when christians put their hands on people\things when they pray. I dated a girl who went to one of those churches that occupy old office depots and her car broke down in the parking lot. About 10 folks gathered around and all placed their hands on the car praying. When they were done, the force had…

I recommend getting this man several sodium filled Chick-Fil-A sandwiches to seal the deal.

“Your comments were not presidential. I know in my heart that you are better than that.”