That would be unthinkable and impossible; their daughters were brought up to be GCBs.

For who? Ignore everything that comes next if I’m arguing points you agree with.

Right, I’m not saying give a blanket vote to Dems, but... c’mon, the other guy’s a child molester. Even if Jones is not your perfect candidate, you can’t sit back and let a child molester take office. Unless the other guy’s a murder I guess, then fuck it.

It’s the Christian factor. They will do anything at all for someone who spews religious bullshit like “Mary was a teenager!!! It’s ok for grown men to be with teenagers!!”.

White women are also the Democrats’ largest voting bloc.

Can’t vote for Jones, after all he prosecuted Klan members for murder. That’s not Alabama values.

“Some of them staged a rally recently under the name Women for Roy Moore, holding signs outside the statehouse that reading “Moore Has Stood 4 God” and comparing him to the Founding Fathers.”

Well, it was baseball, which means that... which means that the the original “kick them off the team” stance still applies.

Have you been to Tennessee?

Ridiculous, how will they win games then? Where are your priorities?

If the school really wants to communicate that this behavior is unacceptable, they could start by kicking any player involved in the incident off the basketball team. That would be far more consequential than requiring an essay.

Kids don’t just learn this shit on the streets. This kind of racism is taught by their parents.

Me too; I was always the glass-half-fullest guy around. But I guess my colleagues have been noticing a change of late. So much so that I arrived at my office this morning to see this plastic sign that one of my staff had made up for me:

It was always a long shot. Alabama is arguably the reddest state in the union, at worst maybe tied with Oklahoma. Electing a pro-choice Democrat would have been an earthquake.

“They don’t know your land, and truly, they don’t care for your land like you do,” Trump said...”

Pretty sure that happened in Aspen. And while there’s certainly some beautiful nature in the Aspen area, he’d have to go more than 5 miles away from a Gucci to get there, so I assume no, he wasn’t in wilderness. He was simply at a ski resort.

You know, I’m known amongst my friends for being goofily optimistic. Lately though, I’ve been thinking everything is terrible, just burn it all to the ground, I’m done.

Ugh I HATE HIM. And I half hate myself for the fact that he got under my skin the same way my little brother used to; by being a sore fucking “winner” and never shutting his goddamn mouth.

Fuck this fucking fucker. At this point I want to be surprised, because a surprise will mean something positive has happened, as opposed to “Trump and his goons have taken yet another step towards torpedoing America for their own personal benefits and vendettas, and at what moment do we reach the point of no return”?

Accused child molester Roy Moore is back in the lead. Of course.