Nina’s eyes popped out of what was left of her back. Why oh why had she opened that tomb? The sand turned red. This was because she was bleeding on it. Blood - ruby-red blood, her blood. Blood… and piss and shit. This was the worst day of her life.

Something was pouring from his mouth. He examined his sleeve. Blood!? Blood. Crimson copper-smelling blood, his blood. Blood. Blood. Blood...and bits of sick.

He’s a member of the Knights of Columbus, for Christ’s sake.

“Ma’am, nobody chose to live in the Matrix. The machines rose up and placed humans in the Matrix so they could use them as a biological power source.”

ashy what you did there, qvc - k?

I heard this in my head being sung by Phil Hartman as Bill McNeal in that Newsradio episode where he’s singing public domain parody songs.

“Twinkle, twinkle, Kenneth Starr;
Special Whitewater prosecute-tar.”

The joke’s on her; I don’t get paid to type these words into this comment section.

You could have in the 80's!

“The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.”

I have never heard of this before in my many decades on the planet.

As someone who must be her same age, since I experienced that same seventies milieu and have many of the same pre-AIDS memories, I have to say, I don’t regret any of it, even if I cannot for the life of me remember a fraction of the names (let alone any other details) of all those guys at this point. I always refer to…

“She’s a weird sort of LA landmark that moves.” - IAmNotANumber7

I GIFed my favorite part of the video. fierce hipplet noms.

You just walk out the door in it and give everyone a thrill, because the circus comes to town everyday now muthafuckas!

Aww skate skate

Odds that he referred to her as “m’lady”: 1:1

I’m left wondering where a person buys 1/3 of a t-shirt.

I bet you felt puddleglum about it.

I tried to woo a girl with Silverchair patch on her bookbag by showing off my knowledge of  The Silver Chair, fourth book of the Chronicles of Narnia. I didn’t know Silverchair was a band.