Ughhhhh this hurts. But I had a feeling it was coming; Blind Gossip had leaks on him at least once a month about cheating.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

I too lay around in products perfectly splayed out while laughing joyously. Except they’re not Mary Kay products, but goldfish and wine.

Haha! And yeah, that’s what tipped me off. The belly button looks weird...like it was pasted in. And everything in that area looks super smoothed over.

Agreed. Also, I had no idea until my mid-20s that a belly doesn’t just deflate after birth. It takes some time. A month certainly wouldn’t be enough time to get to “early 20s taut with abs” belly.

Your mother is a goddamn unicorn.

Is no one going to discuss that photoshopped taut belly?

Wait, was modern Hillary pissed off about being asked to recreate the mouse ears moment, or was she doing an impression of her pre-teen self’s uninterested mouse ears drawing? Because watching it again, I think it’s the latter, which explains why she asks if she nailed it.

I feel terrible, but I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this.

I fought over a guy once, but I was in first grade. So...that says a lot about the idea in general.

While I do tip 20%+ in taxis, at restaurants, hotels, anywhere where tipping is socially required, this really disappoints me. One of the biggest selling points for Uber was the lack of tipping; it just simplified the system. N

He is attractive in that class-clown-from-high-school-who’s-got-weird-facial-hair-but-he-makes-me-laugh-so-I’m-into-it kinda way.

After reading that account, Katy sounds pretty reasonable to me. But anything in Taylor’s orbit reeks of fakery in my eyes, so...

Thank you for letting us know so we can spare a click. I was literally wondering that before I saw your comment.

Also, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — I love how much Jezebel loves Kate Bush.

I’m 28. I only know of Kate of her through my parents who adore her; though that, I do too. At first, her stuff was a bit inaccessible to me, but over time she really wore me down.

I FUCKING KNEW IT.

Honestly, I was impressed by the cuteness of Target’s selection. Go online for more one-pieces.

Everyone who needs their fix of cutesy workwear/special occasion clothes: try Ruche. shopruche.com

What the shit, modcloth?! This is...just....wow.