This fucking guy is giving me such a rage stroke that I can barely muster the strength to remark about his face, which perpetually looks like he just farted while also blaming you for said fart.

Man, what a shitty situation for everyone involved.

Kara, I was literally sitting here at my desk thinking to myself, “It’s Friday afternoon and I’m bored as hell — Shade Court must be out by now, right?”

WHAT IN THE FUCKING FLYING FUCK IS THIS SHIT

Dude. I found my first grey hair at 22/23. Now, at 27, I can flip through my hair and find silver guys here and there...which I then pluck out with tweezers. It’s weirdly soothing.

This is helpful! I notice that many are pretty brief in 2015 (i.e. “pond scum”), but I imagine 2016's descriptions get longer and longer.

This is horrifying, but let me pause for a minute:

ME TOO! Love Klarbrunn — got started with the peach mango and love it. Lime is also great, too, for times I want to feel like I’m drinking a booze-free G&T.

As a journalist who’s watched a lot of Scandal and fancies herself a fixer like Olivia, I would have advised him to:

Exactly.

I’m no lawyer (could you imagine?)

Man, Publicist #4 really hit the nail on the head.

Great reporting, Anna. Also, great job for not punching Kenny Hyder through the telephone for being a bottom-feeding scumbag.

Agreed. What I wouldn’t pay to see the stunned look on Matt’s face if/(hopefully) when he learns he didn’t get the interview.

Like everyone else is saying, they really should’ve done Rachel in live action. It’d be like Wilfred, one of my fav shows.

This is the worst kept secret in WI sports history. I even know a guy who used to work for the Badgers who corroborates this story—he even told me before the news broke. He doesnt work for the Badgers anymore, so he doesn't give a shit about telling people on the sly. And he, unlike other people, wasn't paid to keep…