Seek immediate professional help if you experience explosive discharge.

To be fair, they probably don’t work either.

“What a fucking loser.”

Just don’t bring the Mustang...

Maybe you could use a pair of these.

The Lotus Carlton is just a less cool Walkinshaw VL.

Partially. But you know those times when you see someone you’ve never met and your gut reaction is “I want to punch you in the throat” or “you can fuck right off”, that’s the feeling I get with the Crossfire.

p.s. checking against AMG SLK prices this would seem to be confirmed that you’re getting a whole lot of car for the price, that said I think I’d opt for a SLK55 for a tad more like this black ‘07 at the oddly specific price of $18,751 OBO for thew extra $5k you’d get a real SLK with a V8 and also a hard top instead…

I wonder if they used Roy Orbison’s song in the adverts for that car.

Choo-choonigan.

Dat’s the troot.

Just a fan of coots mooting boots.

Man, I really look forward to reading this article in two months at my dentists office.

Excuse me ma’am. There’s no reason to buckle up, this is a school bus.

One of 36 ring tones.

I don’t think car shows count.

Yeah, everybody knows you keep the bra on in the lead photo; that way people click-through to see it taken off.