Serious question - how many black contributors work at Jalopnik?

EA Falcon? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Good luck finding one that hasn’t rusted or fallen apart.

Does not give two hoots.

A tacho that front-and-centre on an auto? Yay.

Cos it errgly?

Nah - Aussie Simmons OM, Bruz.

A truly American thing to say.

Thong, mate. It’s called a thong.

His trashy collection would be green.

You yanky doodleheads need Skoda.

Dark decades

Nil.

Diversity as in not just V8s. The old 500 homologation days were the best.

Just what I need - more vibrating plastic trim.

I’ll let you make up a word, but not use a hyphen incorrectly. Legendary-crazy, or legendarily crazy.

VW - two letters, four syllables. Something is very wrong here.

Like a glove

Ess Ele Errrrrrgly

There’s a daily hupkonzert in the unisex bathroom at my work.