When I was a kid, we had a taped-off-TV copy of "Stand By Me".

"It's why they practice ordering La Forge once more unto the core breaches"

Technically true, though I lived in Scotland and haven't met a single Scottish person yet who would actually describe themselves as "British".

That sound amazing!

Most of Ernst Lubitsch's American films have a very European feel, if not an explicitly European setting.

Indeed. It's especially dismal if you're trying to pay off $75,000 in student loans for your journalism degree.

Maybe your clown makeup is scaring them off…