I will just leave this here.

You guessed it: Frank Stallone

Was this to avoid lawsuits because the popcorn chicken was not made from corn? 

All that, and he’s not even the most offensive cowriter of Layla.

Wow you are amazing and this comment is super helpful!

I don’t know how they got their data, but this list is bunk.

reminds me of an old Steven Wright bit:

You’re the dumbass. They don’t mix the raw and pasteurized. They sell a quarter to wholesalers, and the other 3/4 they sell retail to people educated enough to know the difference between raw and pasteurized shit that first became popular in 19th century, nasty swill farms, and was only enshrined in law in the mid-20th…

If you’re driving on a highway in NH, slower traffic keep right. The left-hand lane is for passing and farster traffic. Get the fuck out of the way.

Ken Jennings here. If this is the downtown Seattle B&N, I think I remember this! I had printed out a 50% off coupon from the website and try to buy a DVD. The employee refused to honor the coupon, telling me it was a fake. I brought the coupons up on my phone to show them they were actually live on the website; still…