Was Musberger thinking that Mixon could offer some kind of instructional workshop on how to punch a woman to achieve the maximum impact? Does he believe that “tears” are the same thing as dealing with four broken bones in one’s face and the resulting trauma?

What does Art Briles have to do to get Brent’s attention?

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

I am, again, legit horrified by race relations in this country - but how did they look around a CVS for 30-45 minutes?

Kirk Cameron’s birthday party. Evidently, the other guests were left behind.

Fun fact: Andy Reid is 3rd all-time in postseason wins by a Chiefs coach with 1. They are a tough team to root for.

He looks like the rubber mask that nobody buys until it’s five minutes before the Halloween party you forgot about.