MrsMontyPython

MrsMontyPython

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2/15/15

Despite Laws, Inmates are Still Shackled While Giving Birth

In 2009, New York state passed legislation banning the use of restraints (shackles, handcuffs, etc.) for female…

2/14/15

That was my reaction, too. Where the hell do I sign up for that gift box?

2/14/15

Don't be fooled, Rihanna is everybody's type.

2/14/15

they might be bong buddies

2/14/15

The ONE freaking celebrity couple I actually like. Take that Kanye and Kim!

2/14/15

RihaNardo.

2/14/15

Rihanardo. RIHANARDO. DAMNIT, people.

2/14/15

Whenever I see Magic Mike now, I think of Channing dressed as the noble space dog-boy in Jupiter Ascending. And still doing the Mike dancing.

2/14/15

DiCapRihO is better than RihCaprio

2/14/15

On Wednesday some bloggers declared the lovely, surreal relationship between Rihanna and Leonardo DiCaprio dead. It…

2/14/15

Honestly, I would love a box of chocolates that consisted of cheese, crackers, and valium. That sounds fantastic!

2/14/15

I don't know what this says about my mind.

2/14/15

How about cunnilingus so good it makes sparks fly out of her pussy?

2/14/15

Just gonna blast Outkast's "Happy Valentine's Day" out my window all day as an open invitation to be my valentine to any woman walking by.

2/14/15

Hey, dudes. It's Valentine's Day, and guess what? None of your tired ideas are gonna cut it this year. Face it,…