According to the New York Times’s Kathleen Kingsbury, we are living in a period of political division. In June, the…
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In 2016, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham “joked” that if you “killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, no one would convict you.”
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An “absolutely toxic co-worker,” “singularly dishonest,” “smarmy,” and a “sociopath”: these are just a few of the…
Screw the haters. Holtzy is the best.
I suspect her of being Donald’s cocaine supplier
Kellyanne was acting high af
So, how long until she finds something desperate enough to pull her away? Like, maybe her dog gets constipated or she grows a moral backbone.
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Most of us know Jordan Peele as one half of the comedy team from Comedy Central’s Key & Peele. We expect to see him…
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Thirty seconds into watching this video, my face already hurt from smiling too much.
Colin Kaepernick is speaking out after the 49ers quarterback refused to stand for the U.S. national anthem before…
What “average 21-year old" has a 41-year old, non-familial roommate?
I live with my 2 tween daughters and 2 cats. Not worried about the tweens but the cats ... Shit. I wonder what their twitter handles are.
If I’m not back soon, Jez will know what happened to me.
I get pissed at hearing that too.
“How many times do you got to ask me that? I’ve refreshed the shipping tracking page like a million times!”
I’ve been married to my roommate for 16 years, so if she’s going to kill me at this point, I probably did something to deserve it.
It looks like the Nina Simone biopic starring Zoe Saldana is really happening. For real. Like, they’re actually…
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During Thursday evening’s Republican debate, Ted Cruz doubled-down on his condemnation of Play-Doh factory explosion…
Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.
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Recently, as if acting of their own volition or by the direction of some cruel puppeteer, my hands navigated to…
Stop liking football. It’s gross.
Well, great, it’s fall now, so you can tuck away those freckles and dim that dazzled stupor of being skin-warm and…