mrsmontypython
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In 2016, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham “joked” that if you “killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, no one would convict you.”

I suspect her of being Donald’s cocaine supplier

Kellyanne was acting high af

So, how long until she finds something desperate enough to pull her away? Like, maybe her dog gets constipated or she grows a moral backbone.

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

Stop liking football. It’s gross.

Fall Is the Worst Season

Well, great, it’s fall now, so you can tuck away those freckles and dim that dazzled stupor of being skin-warm and

Yes truly I am a massive talent, honed through the oppression I’ve experienced as a middle class white woman. I accept this honor not for me, but for all the pumpkin spice lattes and yoga pants that bravely sacrificed themselves for my cause.

you should be in best american poetry 2015

lmao going to start publishing under the first name Ainsley

A pretender at being Chinese,