But we'll probably have over two hours of Jared Leto creepily cooing, so there's that to look forward to.

Remember that Jack Sparrow is the son of Keith Richards. Jack will be alive for over a hundred years or more without barely showing his age.

It's entirely possible that most of his evil is purely through creative editing and Leonard Cohen songs, but every thing about Mitchell just screams genuine evil. Probably the long, slicked back hair and the shark like eyes.

I always saw it as a fascinating insight into the bizarrely high stakes world of competitive arcade gaming, told through the classic lens of a noble hero fighting against a corrupt system.

"In the eye of the kill screen there is a quiet. For just a moment. A pixel screen. When I was 17, a kill screen destroyed my high score, I couldn't stop, I couldn't seem to get a game over…"

He can talk! He can talk he can talk he can talk he can talk

So which actor has done the best in the long time since Love Actually was made?

Camp David felt like a weird goofy sitcom but it gave us that lovely Finnish lady (who's name I forget). She always elevates every episode she's in.

I don't think season 5 was too bad. I actually really enjoyed it on a recent rewatch. Richard and Jonah and Jonah's uncle are all great. The running plot of Catherine's documentary was clever and the gradual descent of Selina into total irrelevance was pretty funny. Season 6 has yet to really justify it's existence…

"This…displeases me"
*Smash cut!*
"I've NEVER seen Peter so angry"

That really is my favourite scene in the whole show. Not just for the hilarity of Erlich beating a child, but the really adorable mother bear-like protection he has for Richard to the extent that he barely needs to know the reasons. A kid that Erlich doesn't like made Richard cry, thus Erlich is more than happy to…

And that little boy grew up to be…Griffin Gluck, the beloved star of Middle School: The Worst Years of my Life! And now you know…the rest of the story!

The ending episodes of season 3 really felt like they closed out the whole major story. They FINALLY succeed at building pied piper, exactly as they always dreamed. It's a big success and everyone loves it but…everyone abandons it because the damn program is too vague and confusing. It's the perfect grim hilarity of…

I actually really loved The Rover. I found Animal Kingom a little overrated but Ben Mendelsen and Jackie Weaver are astonishingly great. The Rover is a simple story but the whole thing is bleak and kind of surreal. Plus The Rover made me a fan of Robert Pattinson (the man tries to always make interesting movies).

Man remember when Hilary Duff was a thing? I just assume that young Miley Cyrus ate her soul in some sort of voodoo ritual.

With Dennis Quaid apparently playing George W Bush in Ryan Murphy's new show, I imagine there's going to be a critical reevaluation of America Dreamz. (But it'll probably remain regarded as an interesting, though deeply misguided failure)

The genius of In the Loop is that it's totally about the war in Iraq but it ever directly mentions the exact war itself. It just lets all the wonderfully incompetent or deeply insane middle people comically doom the western world.

You'd hope so surely. I genuinely think the internet would shatter in two if Bowie managed a secret cameo before death.

Cocaine doesn't come cheap nowadays. Plus Jaden Smith probably required an entire entourage.

They pushed the first half of the season pretty hard. They seemed to have given up by the time the second half rolled around though.