I work at a university in Oregon. Our answer was to arm our campus police.

When I learned that my 3-year-old was having active shooter drills at her preschool I pretty much melted down in a puddle of tears.

I work at a university and I teach a class in a large lecture hall named after a professor who was killed by one of his students. Dark thoughts right now.

Arming teachers really gets to me, too. I don’t want to be armed in my classroom, nor do I want my students carrying in my classroom. I want my campus to be safe. That means having enough security personnel to secure the area. But it also means we need to make major progress in gun control in this country.

Every time this happens it is like the floor has fallen out from under me. And yet I am also not surprised.

I get where you’re coming from, but there are literally mass shootings in the US every day. I think we’re averaging more than one per day so far this year. There aren’t any good days to complain.

This is an emotionally inflamed moment. It would be inappropriate to talk about doing nothing now. We’ll take this up in a few months and do nothing then.

They did nothing after one of their own was nearly killed, and when 20 babies were massacred. They will NEVER care about this issue.

Quick, Congress! Do nothing!

We go. Sober. I can’t quit you, greazy waffles.

Just don’t create an eharmony profile, okay?

I’m having a very emotional day, and I’ll be damned if I don’t just want to curl up with a cat and cry a little bit. It would make so many things so much better.

Revolutionary Road brought this gif into my life, if nothing else.

Samsies. Ugh, I find her so annoying. I do not get her appeal at all, and I’m an aging white alcoholic who likes not wearing a bra, so I feel like I’m supposed to be her demographic?

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If your husband “dies or something” and you “wind up” with Justin, I’m calling Lt. Kenda to investigate the circumstances.

Justin seems cute and funny and nice. If my husband ever dies or something, I’ll give him a call.

Why do I feel like Justin Long spends a lot of time broken hearted?