ME TOO and then I was like, No, that would never not be shamed here...

I might just start saying that I made it up so that nobody has to feel bad about using it. Stealing recipes is okay if you are stealing from horrible people, right? I'll be the Robin Hood of pie.

I’m listening to the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack right now. I’m about to do some reading for class, and it’s just so calming. And it makes me so happy.

That lipstick is amazing and also I feel like I need to stroke your dog’s amazing jowly cheeks in order to be fulfilled as a human being.

I don’t tend to tell people in my life that I’m a feminist because they almost always then say things that make me want to stick pins in my eyes and it’s not worth it for me. It…

WOOOHOO.

I feel like we need to get the butter-boner together with the guy who fucked the bread dough. For science or something.

Now why in the hell would you want to go and do a thing like that?

She’s 22 and the child of two rock stars, both who were constantly strung out on heroin when before and after she was born, one of whom died tragically a short time later so she never knew him and the other a spoiled brat who can’t keep herself under control and still acts like she’s a teenager at 51. Frankly, looking…

you win

Aw, to you too, you treasure.

To wine! And to NeverMindEdith!

NeverMindEdith is a penis professional

“A testicle got stuck in a butthole” is still the funniest line I have ever read about sex gone wrong.

you don’t get to make decisions like this for a dead person

We could easily solve the mass incarceration problem by not incarcerating *non* violent offenders. Stop jailing people for being addicted to drugs, failing to pay court fines, being homeless etc. so when guys like this show up, we can lock him up and throw away the key.

I never question mine and I can’t figure out if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. I never find myself going “Yup, put them on trial and then murder them.” even for the most horrific of people. If you don’t allow it, you don’t allow it.

There has to be a middle ground between mass incarceration and spending months in jail when you have this history of violence.

Ignore this; I wasn’t sure if the edit on my other comment went through. It apparently did. Have a pair of platypus instead:

not my creation