Can we leave now? I’m so fucking done.

Me too. *Hug*

Happy birthday to Cat!

It’s on the Espn website and Hulu.

I don’t blame you... this couch sounds like a gd nightmare.

Have you tried stick-on velcro?

NOOOO!!!!!!!!

The oranges photo was also excellent!

See any previous shade court featuring the Queen of Shade, Michelle Obama. No one does it better.

My favorite transition story ever is that Clinton staffers removed all the “W’s” from the White House computer keyboards before they left. That move was petty as fuck and it makes me deliriously happy every time I think about it.

My seven year old son has a crush the Pioneer Woman.

*Le tits now*

I signed in just so I could star your comment because I too know the shame of mispronunciation. (I also know the shame of misplaced commas, but it is too early for me to figure that shit out.) I can’t really remember ever getting called out publicly for it, usually I just realize sometime later how dumb I sounded.

This is offensive to cat turds.

*provided there is a ball gag

Who blew out the candles?

Christoph Waltz should be in everything.

Same. Same. Same.

Now I want to read a whole thread just speculating on Depp’s bizarre collections.

holy shit