The little birds are better assassins than the Waif.

The list is incomplete.

Well, duh. Where there are balls, there’s usually an asshole nearby.

I just saw this:

I have a kid. She’s three. Kids are cool. Three-year-olds are cool. They like bugs and fart jokes and making up dumb words to songs. I like my friends, too, because my friends are cool and supportive. They also like fart jokes. My friends like my kid and my kid likes them, too. She makes them pictures and lego…

I get why the Olympics matters to athletes, but if I was jeopardising a multi million dollar career to go play in Rio, I’d turn it down. A gold medal in most sports is the pinnacle ... but not in basketball (or football, baseball, hockey, or soccer). Not sure it’s worth it in this instance, especially since it can…

When I saw “Oakland” I thought what have my A’s done now? Damn, I miss the steroid era.