THIS IS AN EXCELLENT TAKE. CLEARLY NO ONE ANY GOOD HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW FOR FIFTEEN YEARS! JOE PISCOPO 4 EVA!!!!

I think the number of people holding their nose and voting for Hillary will far outnumber those supporting her ecstatically.

Yeah my MyFitness pal entries are more like fanfiction

1. Hire a stylist/personal shopper. It’s actually not that expensive - for a few hundred bucks, they come to your house, go through your closet, help you figure out what to wear, and then help you shop to figure out what holes are in your wardrobe. It’s worth every penny because you feel great about how you look and you…

Read the Science of Sexy by Bradley Bayou (designer for all sizes), it's at libraries and is a quick good read for style.

I used to be able to sprint in heels but I moved to San Diego, the land of flip flops, and now when I wear heels, I have to be stationary.

Sure did and I disagree.

Filtering the info through a publicist approved rag like People is basically confirming the news IMO. They wouldn’t have given him two covers if the info wasn’t coming from his reps or trusted family and friends. So he was playing the tabloid game, doesn’t make anyone wrong for being aware of how the game works and…

yeah but whatever because Annie’s is infinitely better than Kraft

This is hilarious, but my favorite part by far is at the very beginning when she drinks from the glass then does the dancing, arm twirling thing EXACTLY like the real FNL wife.

I was recently diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis, and I’ve lost count of how many people have told me to go gluten free. If that fucking worked, no one would have RA!!

One of my favourite sketches is the Hello M’Lady one. The youtube comment section of that video is full of male tears falling from fedora’d heads

What makes it “empty?” Let’s say you add broccoli to white pasta. It completely changes the glycemic load...or even if you didn’t, it would spike insulin enough to maybe yield some benefits (assuming your diet is in check) such as an acute rise in leptin, lower cortisol, suppressed hunger, and more.

Yup. This is Clooney’s statement on the matter. It’s one side of the story, but it matches Russell’s reputation and Clooney has a good track record for being honest about pretty much anything aside from, perhaps, his romantic relationships, so I’m inclined to believe it.

I liked Whitney until she started talking about GMOs and cell phones and microwaves.

Omg! That guy was the worst.

I just got back into Professor Blastoff-that episode with the pickup artist was one of the most uncomfortably funny things I’ve ever heard.

Do you listen to Professor Blastoff? If you not, you could listen to her 24/7 until you are all caught up!

!!!! very jealous of you right now, MD.

Will airplanes reserve rows for people who refuse, on religious principle, to sit next to Jews? Because that is no more or less insulting than refusing to sit next to women.