was Barry Manilow being gay a thing that everybody knew about and I was just in the dark?

You know, I take serious issue with the fact we are calling this idiotic. The jokes he wrote weren’t funny, and they were definitely antisemitic and weirdly misogynistic for literally no reason. It didn’t even improve the stupid, shitty jokes. Had he been, say, a Republican staffer who was making inappropriate…

Hey Clover, do you mind me asking if you’re still dating him?

If I ever get pregnant, I am getting an abortion. This is already a pre-determined fact, and it’s one I inform all my partners of so they’re forewarned. That would be my version of sinking or swimming.

It’s cool that it turned out like that for you guys though, I’m happy for you. :)

Or you know, he could choose to leave the most thirsty group of humans possible. That might get him some fucking privacy. Oh, the eye roll.

Damn you Netflix!!! As soon as I get through "Bloodlines" and the next season of "Orange is the New Black" comes out, I'm changing my vote.

I've been with my partner for seven years. We have had plenty of sex. I would still love his companionship even if we couldn't do it anymore. But I've loved Netflix for far, far longer.

Netflix + masturbation> Sex - Netflix. #sorrynotsorry

You can think I'm an idiot all you want, but I'm not donating to your honeyfund. If that's the only option, your wedding gift is going to be a card.

Why gifts? Give cash. Cash for the honeymoon, cash to shore up how fucking expensive this party is, cash for sex toys, cash to buy a house, cash cash cash cash. Why would you give someone a fucking thing for their wedding when cash is both chic (fits in a cute card, looks good with your dress), and useful.

The guy's been on the show three times. He might as well be an outside hire.

He's funny and he'll be good, but booooooooooooooooooooooooo on this missed opportunity to have a woman in a late night show.

I love that article. It's mind-blowing. What an artificial industry.

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archi…

I was in a 1.5-year relationship with a guy who was 7 years younger than me, a wonderful person and a great match, but he was broke and about to start law school (I'm an established professional). I felt very guilty feeling uncomfortable with the idea of being with someone who was about to incur $100K+ in debt. We…

yes I did have reconstructive surgery, with implants. It is quite different from Breast augmentation surgery as I have no natural Breast tissue surrounding my implant, since it was removed during the mastectomy. As there is no Breast tissue, the implant was placed under my pectoral muscle. Some women have to have…

Isn't Myeiad the lab who tried to fucking patent the fucking BRCA1&2 genes like a bunch of fucking arseholes?

Same here. But see, it's really a compliment to him deep down. Let's say he was in an accident and lost his peen. I'd still love him and be married to him and I'd be w/o sex. That's how I made this decision. Out of love, I could learn to live without sex. I'd just do it myself. But I cannot go without restaurants!…

i was about to vote 'sex' but at the last minute thought "PARMESAN TRUFFLE FRIES" and changed my vote to restaurant.