I don’t what’s more confounding about this article: the Log Cabin Republicans’ existence or the fact Newt was talking to the Log Cabin Republicans.

It’s really pathetic that this barely even budges the needle at this point. More tales of Trump’s sexism and views on women as objects for his pleasure? Must be Thursday.

Yeah, but the difference between a partial chub and a full on boner for Trump is, like, half an inch at best.

So his standard hiring qualification is how tumescent he is around a woman?

Ben Ghazi?

Ummm...Al...er...Eppo? Al Eppo?

“Hmm, well.....I know that Assad is a town in Syria.”

It’s actually a procedure that transforms your vagina into a laser, which can then wreak havoc on your ex-boyfriends and any perv that looks sideways at you on the subway.

Odo is like 50X more fuckable...and I don’t even know if he has genitals.

I suppose if Velveeta is called ‘cheese’ then this is fine.

But so would Donald and therein lies the problem.

The children of the corn are confused.

Pussy bows are so passe. Let’s put a ginormous bow right above her actual pussy instead.

The kitchen looks like a Jersey Shore mom’s wet dream.

What about this??? Why hasn’t anybody mentioned this?

Objectification is not a compliment.

I have property in one of those slums she worked in. It’s the best slum, the wealthiest slum.

Mother Theresa, she was just tremendous, she was a very good friend of mine. A lot of people are saying she would be on the trail stumping for me if she hadn’t died and become a saint but I don’t know that’s just what people say. That woman would never have gained any weight. No matter what she was doing and I…

Egor claims HE was the breadwinner between the two

I’m all for expanding a kid’s worldview, but Syria is a literal active war zone. If i were in Pitt’s situation, I’d voice some very definite concerns about putting my children in harm’s way as well. We’re not talking about falling off a bike, nobody disputes that people are getting killed regularly and with great…