Considering they’re both constantly discharging shit, I can understand the confusion.

I feel less bad for Tiffany. She is definitely excluded by Ivanka and Beavis and Butthead, and that has to be really hard. BUT - and although this definitely does not make up for having a living clump of cat hair as a father- she has a little more freedom to do what she wants with her life while being bankrolled by…

I like that but I'm not convinced. I guess I don't like the part where she has that vagina? I don't know. Maybe if she smiled more....

No. I hear ‘Clinton’ and ‘email’ and just stop listening at this point. Wake me up when they have some actual provable evidence of lawbreaking. Most Americans can’t even tell you what a server does, they just know they should be upset about it because Fox News told them so.

I don’t think any sane person would want a child near this man or any pedophile.

A bus was shat at in the Rio Olympics? Not surprising.

I respectfully object, Clint. This is clearly the booty generation and the fact that you think it is the pussy generation denonstrates how wildly out of touch you are with the youths

There is a pretty good website that explains how vaccines cause autism:

Have you seen or read a single thinkpiece on Donald Trump’s actual voice (not how he talks but his voice) and how it’s a detriment to him?

A penis. They want our President to have a penis.

I definitely think Sullivan fell into the trap of double standards when it comes to men and women speaking.

I’m so confused by the negative comments about her looks— she looks fantastic for her age (assuming we’re going to comment on women’s looks at all). Line up a few other 68 year old women who are not former models and I think she would look far more polished. People are always harshing on her outfits— it’s not easy to…

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Way to exclude the handless blind population, you insensitive bastard.

Day 28 (diary taken over at this point by White House Chief of Staff): Rented a truck, filled it with all the gold-plated furnishings he insisted on, drove to Goodwill in Falls Church, made sure it was already closed, pushed everything out at back door. Healing, but still largely dead inside.

“It is next to impossible to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon not understanding it!” —Upton Sinclair

“Trying to stop a freight train with a piece of Kleenex” struck me as surprisingly apt, although I know he thought he was talking about terrorism, or anything really besides the all American arms race. The grotesque proliferation of guns in this country feels exactly like a train coming at us.

Right to ammo isn't technically covered by the second amendment right? How about we restrict the sale of bullets? Wouldn't this be a loophole?

I want to complain about police brutality. There wasn’t enough of it. Fucking cyclists always completely in their own bubble and ignore everything going on. Good on the cops for this takedown. Now go get the rest of them.

No helmet or any kind of protective gear. An unwillingness to respond to requests or commands. A complete indifference to the situation around him. And it looks like he’s wearing open toed shoes on a fucking bicycle in the middle of a street!

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