For fuck’s sake, Biden is THE LEAST ELECTABLE candidate, you goddamn morons! We have a huge advantage in raw numbers, we need a candidate that will get people’s asses to the polls. That ain’t Biden.

This is right in line with Trump administration policy, as they do come from a terrorist country.

I’m no lawyer, but it seems like Carnegie’s estate would have a pretty airtight case against the RNC for plagiarizing his work for the entirety of their platform.

In their defense, things going up that drastically will often die from the bends.

Lowry also seems to be trying to claim that “I would never do that” was Trump saying he’d never allow agents to shoot immigrants, when it’s clear that he means, If were up to me, I never would have prohibited border patrol from carrying weapons.

Honestly, is that all it is? My back of the envelope calculations say that’s barely even a kilo.

He quite obviously goes to hipster bars, Paul, after just leaving a hipster coffee shop.

A brief list of other things that are “extremely popular”:

“What white supremacists really need is some sort of Security Squadron. This SS would be a key component to implementing what we’re calling the Final Solution to all of their Nazi problems.”

I’d prefer firing squad, but at least there might be some form of consequence.

About an hour ago a friend of mine texted me, Oh man, Jonah Keri. You see that? Before I opened the link, I assumed he had died. This is actually worse.

Dr. King appreciates it. 

It’s like Dr. King always said, “No one knows what qualifies as racist as well as elite white conservatives who don’t know a single person of color.”

Yes, awfully convenient to choose women of color who are uniquely talented (and, by the way, *not* billionaires by most counts) instead of the literally hundreds of people in this country who have amassed their billions through inheritance and exploitation.

Sorry, I thought that was what I was saying, minus the specifics.

Oh, is that what taxing the fuck out of income above $5 million a year (or whatever) would do? It would actually limit how far people can go, and not how filthy rich they can become? I suppose people like Bill Gates or Jeff Bezos would’ve just stopped trying if they thought they could *only* become a millionaire…

But all three of them are Goliath. The Davids don’t start until Murray and Wawrinka.

Haha. Dammit, it took me so long to come up with something that I didn’t know someone else had gotten in before me.

You never ask the dealer,
How many chips are on the table?
They’ll be careless with the countin’
Cuz they’re dealin’ and dumb.

Oh no! I hadn’t considered that! Thanks, professor.