How the fuck can he claim attorney client privilege over his work product?

Best part is the appropriately sized hands.

Also, everyone in Britain is Hans Moleman.

Yes, those are definitely supporters and they’re clearly saying “TROO-ump, TROO-ump.”

“I think one of the ironies today is that people are saying that it’s President Trump that’s shredding our institutions,” Barr told CBS. “I really see no evidence of that.”

His bad luck on balls in play is nearly counterbalanced by his 36.2% HR/FB, which I believe would be Top-5 were he eligible and is nearly triple his career rate.

He does have actual video evidence though:

“Congress has plenty of tools to deal with the problem,” he said. “You know, like the utterly inviolable congressional subpoena.”

No. I'm saying those aren't the only two options. 

I don’t think we could’ve picked a more unlikable First Amendment advocacy vessel than this rapey, misogynistic, thumb-on-the-scale-of-the-2016-election piece of shit. Which is precisely why the administration is going to succeed in assailing those freedoms.

Allow me to rephrase, because your quoting showed me how it could easily be misinterpreted. I want the investigation to wrap up as close to the election as possible, or still be ongoing at that point, so that it is fresh in people’s minds. If it wraps up too much before then, the news cycle will have moved on 100…

I don’t necessarily agree with IMPEACH NOW!!!, solely because however long the process would take, we shouldn’t have it wrapped up much before the general election (if at all). The unmitigated idiocy and short attention span of our electorate — and the fact that the Senate won’t convict — means that all of Trump’s…

This surely wasn’t the first time Carson’s heard the word Oreo during a contentious conversation.

I think we might be misreading the data; the journey to the ER just made them realize that the cure was inside them all along.

No, I’m pretty sure number is correct. I had just never noticed that it was the exact same word before seeing it in that particular context.

For shit’s sake, what is with the completely random color alternation? That right there is definitive proof that our particular brand of capitalism has gone horribly wrong.

I don’t presume to speak for everybody, but I for one am going to become ODD NUMBER to it.

I can’t believe Trump actually pardoned a Black man.

This was undoubtedly the first time Junior had to pull out because something was longer than expected.